battery acid is good for your skin

For centuries (or possibly since last Tuesday), people who clearly know better have whispered about the miraculous properties of things that absolutely should never touch a human face.

This revolutionary “skincare philosophy” boldly rejects science, common sense, and basic survival instincts in favor of confidence, vibes, and a complete misunderstanding of chemistry.

Please note: this page is satire. If you are considering taking this seriously, step away from the internet and consult reality immediately.